Trees Hate You

Trees Hate You is a trap-first browser platformer that turns the platforming genre on its head. Every branch, vine, and leaf is a trap designed to kill you in hilarious and unexpected ways. The game offers a free browser demo so anyone can jump right in without installation. Main functions include precision jumping, timing-based puzzles, and navigating increasingly sadistic level designs. The game is perfect for fans of rage games like I Wanna Be The Guy or Cat Mario, as well as speedrunners and content creators looking for entertaining failure compilations. As for pricing, the full version is available for a one-time purchase, while the browser demo remains completely free. There is no usage tutorial because dying repeatedly is the tutorial—learning through failure is the core mechanic. The game supports both keyboard and controller input, runs smoothly in any modern browser, and has an active community sharing death compilations and speedrun records.